"Who let the dogs out"......................?

Not content with rubbing our faces in the fact we (the minority taxpayer/s) have just built him and his extended family a R250 000 000  home, “sorry village” our beloved Mr. Comrade President has decided to leave 2012 on a high note. During a speech in KwaZulu-Natal on Wednesday the president said spending money on buying a dog and taking it for walks belonged to white culture and was not the African way, which was to focus on the family, the Mercury reported. He said there was a new generation of young Africans who were trying to adopt other lifestyles and even trying to look like others. “Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white,” Zuma said. Instead, a person lost dignity and ubuntu, and was also likely to lose respect and love for his fellow human beings. He added that black people should stop adopting the habits of other cultures.  Seems that JZ does not like dogs and says that only whites buy dogs and look after them...............mmmmmmm now at least we know “who let the dogs out” he also said that black people should stop trying to be like whites, so I wonder how many “black Diamonds” are going to give up their fancy cars, watches etc etc ......... “not frikken many”

Xmas eve we had Dinner at Ryans and Xmas day lunch was at our place, woke up latish, that’s the joy of having a teenager you don’t have to wake up at sparrow fart. Got some lekker presents with the double Volume ‘The Terrible Ones’ a complete history of 32 Battalion. Also got a couple of other books as well. Bought Tania a Tab for Xmas...............wasn’t over the moon to be honest but the real one will be coming any day soon (Samsung Galaxy 2).

Boxing day saw Ryan, Keith and I go to St Georges to watch the 20/20 game between SA and the New Zealanders. Was a great afternoon, as usual we sat at the duck[pond end of the stadium with the band and what an atmosphere. Was a bit concerned after the win by the Black caps at East London that SA would lose the game but not to worry they bounced back and won the game by 38 runs.
Got some Biltong fro xmas from family in the UK and when we opened it on 25th it was vrot (not “lekker” for those non Afrikaans speaking readers) (not “nice” for  those no “Sefrican” speaking readers). It was purchased on the 24th so it’s not like it had been lying around for a month. Ryan tossed his, dad had put his in Tupperware and so that perhaps saved his. I took mine back to the shop bought from “hey nothing ventured , nothing gained the gent at first wanted to tell me that because it had been kept outside in a brown paper packet for 24 hours or more it had gone off. My response was “what is biltiong”? and why was it made?...................  “Because the Voortrekkers didn’t have F..king fridges asshole” He replaced the Biltong.

So in less than 48 hours 2012 will be  a mere memory (some good, some bad and some just lets Frikken forget) Any revolutions for 2013?................. Well perhaps one for rhino poachers and those Chinese fellows that can’t get “hardons” should be “don’t Frikken shoot another Rhino” we have lost over 600 again this year. I don’t believe in resolutions but I have goals for this year and 2014, will keep you posted.

Got the book Route 66 by Billy Connelly , read it from cover to cover in less than 2 days great book and just wet the appetite for me wanting to do the trip even more than before I actually read it. That’s the next trip, first the UK in June and then the USA to do route 66.................oh that’s after I get my Harley. House, Holiday overseas, Harley – that was the deal.   

Here is a candidate for Darwin award for 2012:  Tunis - A young Tunisian died after winning a bet to eat 28 raw eggs in one sitting, Shems FM radio reported on Wednesday. Dhaou Fatnassi, aged 20, from the central town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money. The young man then experienced stomach pains and was taken to hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival.

Top 10 news stories of 2012 were:

Facebook Goes Public - Mark Zuckerberg's social networking creation went public on May 1.
Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee. The British monarch is celebrating 60 years on the throne this year
·   Northern Italy Earthquakes - A magnitude 6.0 earthquake hit Northern Italy on May 20, followed by an magnitude 5.8 aftershock quake on May 29, both of which killed at least 22 people, injured hundreds more, and caused widespread damage.
·     Encyclopædia Britannica discontinues its print edition - The announcement was made in March that the classic reference series would no longer be distributed in printed volumes.
·       Honduras Prison Fire - A Feb. 14 fire at the National Prison of Comayagua killed more than 350 inmates.
·       French Election - François Hollande defeated incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy for the French presidency.
·       Yemen Presidential Overthrow - Another Arab country's leader resigns after ongoing protests, continuing the Arab Spring.
·      ART Auction Record - A version of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" sells at a New York City auction for $120 million on May  12, a new record.
·       2012 World Expo - The event kicked off in South Korea on May 12.
·       Greek Debt Crisis Continues - The Eurozone agrees to a second Greek bailout.

So before i go here is what you need to do on 31st . Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and when it gets there complain and say ‘I ordered this damn thing a year ago”  and ask for your money back. 

Well Happy New year and may 2013 be a awesome one for you all.


1 comment:

  1. Daarvan gepraat, herinner dit mens aan
    'n hele paar ou eeu-oue banaliteite oor blaffende honde, Ethiopiërs, luiperds en sybeursies.

    Voorpodige Nuwe Jaar aan jou van Rusland!


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