Methinks they do protest too much

Seems like I am out of the loop when it comes to the village, suppose that’s what happens if you have only been back to your old haunting ground once in 2 years. Even the old mates are quieter than normal (hint hint, Mark, Jeanelle and Natalie). Most of the info I get from the village now is via the good old Facebook.

Seems that on Saturday (17/3/2012 the black and white residents  of Clarens and Kgubetswana held a march against Corruption and it did not turn into a “municipality  office burning, rocks on the road and causing mayhem” type of march. The mayor and officials of the Clarens municipality were however nowhere to be seen to receive the memorandum from the disgruntled residents (both black and white) and taped it to the municipal office front doors. Seems that they all (the municipal officials) forgot that someone had died and they had to attend the” Fooneral” For more background info about the March in March and the reasons why you can go to

On Sunday afternoon rode to Mossel bay to attend a moderators course. Took me just over an hour to ride from home to Storms river Bridge and the Petroport there but it took me another 3 to do the 200 kms to Hartenbos (7kms from Mossel bay).....”Why” I hear you say, well that’s because in the Western Cape they have great roads (not a pothole to be seen) but they have decided that 120kms per hour is just too fast to trust road users with, so the speed limit goes 120 to 100 to 60 to 80 then Back to 60 and then 100 (you get the picture) there are more signs with cameras on in that part of the Western Cape than the whole of the Eastern cape. It actually drives me Frikken crazy and with the Triumph needing a new air filter it does  not like low revs at low speeds.   

Riding at such low speeds you tend to take more notice of the surroundings and I have to say I think I may just be a closet COMMUNIST, Yep you heard right a Commie............again I hear the ‘why” question, well its simple................I have worked hard all my life and still work hard yet I cannot afford a 3 story holiday home on the coast, I will never ever be able to own a Porsche 4 x 4. So perhaps communist is too harsh a word, but I am certainly in favour of the rich and those from overseas who come here and live in Luxury on a few R (due to the exchange rate) as well as ex pats working out of the country, earning big loot (getting paid in Dollars or Pounds) and getting to pay no tax due to loopholes in the law getting taxed more than the normal working Joe.

Perhaps SA should introduce tax bands that see us not submitting  tax returns anymore but say have people earning certain R to be taxed a certain % this will probably allow the government to drop the tax % but even better allow those people checking tax returns to go into the field and catch the tax cheats, especially business’s that are not always “fanatical about being honest” and to spend time working out how much money is not being paid into the tax coffers from those thieving Taxi operators............................”Ok now I feel better” well that’s until the petrol price goes up by 50 – 60cents per litre next week.      

The Moderators course had my 2 brain cells arm wrestling as to which one would do all the work, OMG it was hard and here I would like to use a phrase uttered by Murtoch of the Lethal Weapon genre “ I am getting too old for this shit”. After writing the exam for 3 and a half hours on Tuesday, I headed my way home.............again soooooooooooo frustrating that only 56 kms of the 200km trip between Mossel Bay and Storms River is at 120 (40kms from MB to George and a few kms between George and The Crags and 12 kms before Storms river) it took 2 and a half hours to do 200kms and that’s with me doing 140 plus between MB and George and the other 16kms of 120 speed limit. (that’s an average of 75 kms per hour)...................I can walk faster than that. With the roads in very good condition I think like Ryan said its about fining people, to make a vehicle do 60kms per hour down a hill is not about safety it’s to trap them. The 165 kms home from Storms river took me 75 minutes (that includes about 9kms of peak hour traffic) that translates to double to the speed I was doing in the Western Cape.             
Hartenbos is a holiday destination about 7 kms from Mossel Bay and is predominantly Afrikaans with the ATK (Afrikaans, something something) having a huge camp ground and chalets, gets really really busy in Summer. Hartenbos  must have the smallest put put course in the world with the one hole measuring a massive 6 foot long................really strange, but then again it does have a laundry museum (yes a laundry Museum) it must have the women visitors clamouring at the door to get in...............”Not”

On Thursday I did training in an area called Helenvale, a poor coloured area of Port Elizabeth........what an experience. I met the gent that is in charge of the project (they are turning areas into parks for the kids so they have a place (a safe place to play) which is a great project he took me  deeper and deeper into what the yanks would call “‘Indian territory” where gangs with the name 16 Dogs, the Shootas, Upstand Dogs, The Paparazzi’s and Blou Boemelaars ply their trade..................Nervous?, Yeah.   

We stopped on Uranus street (yes its true) on a empty piece of ground with a solitary basketball net in the middle, standing around it about 70 people, my first thought was ‘Ok so I am going to be training under a Basketball net” and the second thought was “I only brought 25 learners manuals because I had been told that there would be 24 people”  Mceleni the organiser told me that the venue they had wanted to use was now not available and that I should follow him to an alternate venue. So people piled on the bakkie (safety concern) and we headed off deeper into gangland, the houses became shacks and the streets became dirtier (as if that was possible) and full of children (more like street urchins) playing games.

We eventually get to a large shack (much fancier than the rest) that turned out to be the New Life Penticost Assembly Church. So after setting up (thankfully I took a Data Projector, extension cord and a multi plug) we got the day started talking about the Occupational Health and Safety Act and what duties their employer as well as they the employees had to fulfil. I had to prop the Data projector up (well keep it straight as the church floor was seriously sloped) with a bible..............”hey it worked”

At Lunch time (every man for themselves) disappeared for an hour, so I decided to go and see if I could find lunch so I wandered the streets and have to say had an amazing hour, I spoke to the kids and watched them as they raced homemade go carts against each other down a large hill, watched kids fly homemade kites (when did you last see a kid fly a kite ?) I saw a group of kids using an old double mattress as a trampoline and they were good, doing back flips and everything, they were being kids and all around them poverty and rubbish abounded. Then it hit me that they did not know they were poor, they were being kids and like when I was a kid they were enjoying being on school holidays.

I started to take photos and started to realise that while there was plenty of rubbish lying around most items that could be recycled had in fact been used to make the kites, the go carts, I saw fences made from a multitude of materials including old bed springs, even shacks made from bits of whatever. I stopped at a house that was doubling as a Spaza (informal shop) ordered a coke and 2 small packets of biscuits, paid the R5 and sat on a couple of old tyres watching a couple of unemployed gents (possibly gang members) due to all the tattoos etc try to start some old jalopy.

Walking back to the church I realised that while we all moan and bitch (its human nature), there are people out there that have it so much worse than you do and it takes an event like I was experiencing to realise that. The training went very well, I really love training at grassroots level as I believe it does make a difference and when at the end of the day’s session a representative of the group stood up and thanked me for coming to them to show them how to work safe and think about Health and Safety, I actually had a lump in my throat. And a tear in my eye..................I was even more relieved when I saw my scooter was still in the place I had parked it and not standing on bricks.     
I have to admit that I have not been keeping a close eye on Iraq lately but was shocked at this headline that I came across on Tuesday (20/3/2012)

Baghdad – “At least 27 bombs struck cities and towns across Iraq on Tuesday, killing at least 51 people and wounding nearly 250, despite a massive security clampdown ahead of next week's Arab League summit in Baghdad. It was Iraq's bloodiest day in nearly a month, and the scale of the co-ordinated explosions in more than a dozen cities showed an apparent determination by insurgents to prove that the government cannot keep the country safe ahead of the summit”....................... Holy shit 27 bombs in one day and then I realise that they have had worse days as the report says “it was Iraqs’ bloodiest day in nearly a month”..................Glad I don’t live there, Perhaps they need a strong man back in charge, someone who will keep the different factions in check...............”Just a thought”

Facebooking about the Wales Grand Slam in the 2012 6 nations  to friends and family led to chatting about the wooden spoon that has been awarded to the team that has come last since 1999  - present.  A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries .The wooden spoon was presented originally at the University of Cambridge as a kind of booby prize awarded by the students to the man who achieved the lowest exam marks but still earned a third-class degree (a junior optime) in the Mathematical Tripos. The term "wooden spoon" or simply "the spoon" was also applied to the recipient,[1] and the prize became quite notorious:
And while he lives, he wields the boasted prize
Whose value all can feel, the weak, the wise;
Displays in triumph his distinguish'd boon,
The solid honours of the Wooden Spoon
 (Info from Wikipedia)

I have a wooden spoon, was given to me by my Pommie brother in law (yes you Doug) for always stirring about him and Nicole and Amber living on the island, it got intense at one stage so he gave me a wooden spoon. I think more because he said I was Shit stirring and not as a award of sorts.  

On Friday Rob an old mate from Clarens came to say hi, he has moved to PE to open a financial office either here or E L even better than seeing him was that he  brought with him presents from Clarens Brewery via Meatbomb and Natalie.......Blonde Beer for me and cider for Tania........................”mmmmmmm” Great to see Rob and look forward to going to watch Rugby etc etc together.

Saturday I worked (need the overtime) did some HIRA training at a local canopy company, always nice to do work that assists others to identify hazards in the workplace and subsequent risks that are attached. Was a great day and the ladies and gents in the class seemed to enjoy learning new things.
I always look out for unusual signs when I am out and about and this sign I saw In Mossel Bay at a butchery called “Meat and Greet”. I believe  that Oupa Daan is a very popular man in that part of the world.

Mischief (that’s one of our cats) went missing for 24 hours, he went AWOL from Thursday night to Saturday morning, we were worried sick that something had happened to him, but he wandered in for breakfast as if nothing had happened. Tania reckoned that he got locked in someone’s house or garage    
Super 15 news this weekend is the following The Sharks Lost as did the Cheetahs and the Lions but the Bulls Thrashed the Reds and it was the Stormers that beat the Lions. The All Blacks beat the Blitzbokke in  semi finals of the Hong Kong 7’s and with luck the Proteas may win the test series 2 - 0  

If any of you read last weeks BLOG you would have read about the Superdoos Cornelius Theron who has claimed to be a member of every elite unit in SA and that he fought wars such as the Liberty Life War and the Cosatu War etc etc . well when he was outed he decided to turn on SA as a country and members of the SADF especially the Reconnaissance Regiment (Recces). He has been given a serious hard time by many people but I just loved this rendition of The Green Beret by a Mr Hugh Termoshizen  

Fighting soldier from the sky Cornelius Theron was “7 SAI” a man of means, just hear him say ... “I was Recce and Green Beret”

Silver wings upon his chest  Wait! Make them Gold, cos he is best One hundred men should rest today Cornelius Theron has heard us pray

Trained to jerk with either hand A trained wombat, a swollen gland A man who fights by night and day to rid him of his cream ballet

Silver wings upon his chest Platinum, maybe, not second best One hundred men have heard him say He was once, mere Green Beret

Back at home a young wife slates those who served; his former “mates” He has lied (who would have guessed?) about his being OUR nation's BEST

Put slivered wings on my son's chest KFC; America's best He'll be a man if he can say “I'm unearned a Green Beret!”........................Brilliant

I Present SAMTRAC for the next 2 weeks from tomorrow, it’s the new updated SAMTRAC so lost more to ensure gets done and that the Students get taught the correct info, so 2 weeks of stress and marking homework lay ahead of me.

Well that’s it for this week
Have a great one

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane?............................"No its Superdoos".

This Blog is dedicated to all those posers, bullshit artists and Walter Mitty’s out there, people that pretend  to be what they are not to either impress or get ahead. Let’s be honest we have all bent the truth at times and perhaps even pretended to be something we are not to get  something we want. 

This gent however is in a class of his own, he is an ex-South African called Cornelius Theron and left SA to settle in the USA where according to him he lives the “good life”. He has a website extolling all his achievements and what he does etc etc. Of interest to a few ex SADF gents that stumbled across this site he made mention that he had been involved in 7 South African Infantry was a member of Military intelligence and had also served with elite units such as 32 Battalion and the Reconnaissance Regiment, The Para’s as well as the Green Berets (What in SA?) as well as Koevoet, quite impressive especially when it was over a 8 year period, Oh and he also helped quell riots in various townships (One has to assume on his weekends off?). 

Obviously these credentials were challenged by ex members of these units, here is an reply sent to  Mr Theron.

Hello Cornelius
Your CV is doing the rounds here in your former homeland and raising a few questions amongst the various institutions that exist here.  Many folk here in SA are interested to know how and why you fabricated it the way you did. You are probably going to end up on several "Walls of Shame" unless you can prove or apologise and amend your military credentials
 Based on your age and assuming you completed school in SA, without failing, your matric year was 1983, the same year you turned 18. Ops Protea was Aug 1981 (so you were called up in Std 7, 1980, for training, to be ready for Ops Protea.  Failing that, battle ready in Std 8?) Ops Askari was Dec 1983, so SAW & Sons called you up again (during your matric final exams,) for your much needed schoolboy skills!! Ops Modular was Aug 1987, you were probably in the system by then but that has now overshot your 8 years in the SADF.  However,The soonest 

you could have entered the SADF was 1984 and if you left SA for the USA in 1990, you only had 6 years, not 8 to do all that you claim to have done in your CV Cosatu and SACP were not military units and the Rhodesian Campaign (as we understand it, was done and dusted by 1980, when you in Std 7.)  We wonder when you had time to become an Officer and which one at that? We are also not sure where the Liberty Life Unit is?!? Not sure when the "Mozambique Border Control War" was fought? Who are the Green Berets Special Forces?? Now, the SWA Parliamentary Unit must have been a fearsome bunch!! To our knowledge, there is no Gold First Class Shooting Award. Don't you think that "Urban Combat and Riot Control" is a bit over the top?

When and where did you do Recce Selection? If you were in 1 RR, should you not have had Freefall wings? When were you in 32 Bn? When were you in Koevoet? What is your Force Number? We have a couple of associates in Florida, USA. What is your exact address?, (or should they just use the business address on your website,) as they would probably love to come and compare notes with you.

 Soon after this was posted  Mr Cornelius “Rambo, I R Legend”  Theron decided that he was not a member of the Recce’s etc anymore and posted the most disgusting rants about the Recce’s the SADF as well as any South African who is left in SA, go check it out here is the link  to see what this Shit head has to say after being “outed” as a total Fraud, pretending to be a hero when all he is, is a twat. The funny part is he goes on about how whites should be sorted out by the blacks it’s a possibility he was himself a member of the AWB (Afrikaan weesrstands beweeging/Afrikaans resistance movement)  or now it could stand for Afrikaaner Without Brains. 

A couple of sites have been set up on Facebook to counteract this Tool, here is one of the links

 Happy St Patricks day to all those that are either Irish or just like Green Beer, Oh by the way it seems that St Patrick may have been a Slave Trader................London - St Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, may well have been a tax collector for the Romans who fled to Ireland where he could have traded slaves to pay his way, according to new research by a University of Cambridge academic published on Saturday. The generally accepted account of the saint's life, albeit based on scant evidence, says Patrick was abducted from western Britain as a teenager and forced into slavery in Ireland for six years during which time he developed a strong Christian faith. Afterward, the account continues, he escaped his captors and went back to Britain before eventually returning to Ireland as a missionary.

Trained all week, really tiring having to talk for 6 hours a day (even for me )sometimes I feel a chimpanzee would do better to get through to some people. Tomorrow (Sunday) ride to Mossel bay (350kms away) to go and do a Moderators course that I need to be able to moderate  other assessors papers. The Buffalo rally is there this weekend, so expect plenty of bikes on the road. 

The Proteas creamed the Black caps in the 2nd 5 day test match to go 1 – 0 ahead in the series with 1 game to play. The Stormers beat the Blues last night at Newlands and hopefully later today the Sharks will beat the Reds and tomorrow morning the Cheetahs will record their first win of the Super 15 as they face the Rebels. Both the Bulls and Lions have Bye’s this weekend.

Ok Gotta go


God save the Queen

Ok so last week I did not write much about what I had been up to firstly due to the fact I had not really done anything interesting and secondly I was just not “LUS” (for non South African readers that means (not in the mood too, don’t feel like it)

This week I also did not do anything really interesting but I am a little more Lus this week than last week.
Watched cricket on Friday at St Georges, must say have never seen a team F%^k up as badly as the Warriors did. Don’t think I have ever seen Ryan so cross before. The Warriors where cruising along nicely at 80 for 2 needing another 47 runs when Colin Ingram (54) was run out by Johan Botha who the very next ball tried to go big and was caught in the deep. From there it went downhill. We only needed 33 runs from 38 balls (6 and a half over’s) that’s a run a ball, tip and run stuff that even 7 year olds understand, but not it would seem highly paid cricketers . instead of just pushing the ball in the gaps these rocket scientists decide they wanted to win the game by hitting the ball into the harbour. We lost the game by 14 runs....................Assholes 

Lots of Chinese takeaways/restaurants in PE, some better than others, what makes a good Chinese rest you may ask? Well apart from authentic Chinese food I would surmise that the name would be an indicator as to what type/class of establishment you are buying your eal from, here are two that do not inspire confidence.

Training this week was ok, was supposed to go to Queenstown on Tuesday, was packed and ready to go when we got an e-mail to say it was cancelled, so lucky I did not ride 353 kms there to be told come home(has happened to me before when I drove to EL and had to come back). Vusi got sick so I took over day 3 and 4 of SAMTRAC for him. 

If you grew up in the 70’sm and 80’s then the Group Queen are one of your all time favourites. I was lucky enough to see them perform live at Sun City in the 80’s, “what a show”. I thought it would be fun to do some research on the group and see what interesting info I could come up with.

Freddie Mercury earned 5 pounds a session as a Nude live model while studying art in the mid 1960’s
While Queen waited to get their big break guitarist Brian May taught maths and science at an inner city comprehensive school.

The original working title for Queens huge hit Bohemian Rhapsody was The Cowboy Song.

Every member of Queen has written a hit single, even drummer Roger Taylor who composed the hits Radio Gaga and It’s a kind of magic.

The original title for the song Radio “Ga Ga” was Radio “Ca Ca” after the popular French childrens expression for excrement. Queen changed the songs title but still sang “Ca Ca” on the record itself.

In 1969 Freddie fitted David Bowie for a pair of boots during his days working at a boot stall in Kensington market. 12 years later they enjoyed a UK number 1 hit with “Under Pressure”

The song “we will rock you” does not actually contain any drums. The famous rhythm came from the sound of the band, roadies, engineers and even their tea lady , Betty - stamping their feet in London’s Wessex Studios

In 1970 drummer Roger Taylor turned down an offer to join Genesis – Phil Collins was hired instead
Before playing live aid Queen timed their rehearsals down to the last second and arranged a medley that allowed them to cram 6 of their greatest hits into their allotted 17 minutes.

Sport this weekend was mainly to do with Super 15, the Sharks beat the Lions 32/20 for their first win of the season, the Cheetahs again managed to lose another game in the dying moments going down 23/24 against the brumbies (so that is 3 played 3 losses) and the Blues beat the Bull at Loftus 29/23 to record their first win their in 9 years. 

I see on Face book, Clarens Breweries are expanding and moving to a new premises on the main street overlooking the square, they will also be brewing on the premises. Sure it’s going to be a huge success and I can’t wait to visit to have a Blonde or 2 or 3 or 4 ........”you get the picture” 

Watched the Kings Speech yesterday, was pretty good, not everyone’s cup of tea, but of you enjoy history and some good acting then do yourself a favour and watch, going to watch Iron Lady today (its about Margaret Thatcher and s supposed to be good)

Well that’s it for this week.

Stuff you get over the internet.

Really lazy this week, I worked I ate and I slept, so instead of boring you with my week I thought I would do something different and print a couple of e-mails that I received this week from solicited or unsolicited sources. Perhaps you received the same ones, perhaps not. It’s interesting to see what info people put out there in cyber space and also try and influence your thoughts as to what is right or wrong regards the world , the media, etc etc.
This was the first one:
You're a 19 year old kid. 

You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam .. It's November 11, 1967. 
LZ (landing zone) X-ray. 

Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense from 100 yards away, that your CO (commanding officer) has ordered the helicopters to stop coming in. You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns and you know you're not getting out. Your family is half way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day. Then - over the machine gun noise - you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter. 
You look up to see a Huey coming in. But.. It doesn't seem real because no MedEvac markings are on it. Captain Ed Freeman is coming in for you. 

He's not MedEvac so it's not his job, but he heard the radio call and decided he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire anyway. Even after the MedEvacs were ordered not to come. He's coming anyway. And he drops it in and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 3 of you at a time on board. Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire to the doctors and nurses and safety.

And, he kept coming back!! 13 more times!! Until all the wounded were out. No one knew until the mission was over that the Captain had been hit 4 times in the legs and left arm. He took 29 of you and your buddies out that day. Some would not have made it without the Captain and his Huey. Medal of Honor Recipient, Captain Ed Freeman, United States Air Force, died last Wednesday at the age of 70, in Boise, Idaho.May God Bless and Rest His Soul.

I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we've sure heard a whole bunch about Whitney Houston, Lindsay Lohan, Dr. Murray, that sicko Sandusky, and a 72- day sham marriage. Shame on the media !!! 
Next one was this:
 This was a reply to an article, in the Mercury , where the previously disadvantaged (Blacks) stated that it's not too late for the
 previously advantaged (including whites, Indians and Coloureds) to apologize for apartheid. Check out the reply. Just  so true.
  The main headline stated the following:

 It's not too late for whites to say sorry for Apartheid

 Check the email that went around responding to the headline. It's a kick ass response.
The guy that wrote it has got it !!!

 'To the Previously Disadvantaged'

 We are sorry that our ancestors were intelligent, advanced and
 daring enough to explore the wild oceans to discover new countries
 and develop them.

 We are sorry that those who came before us took you out of the
 bush and taught you that there was more to life than beating drums,
 killing each other and chasing animals with sticks and stones.

 We are sorry that they planned, funded and developed roads,
 towns, mines, factories, airports and harbours, all of which you now
 claim to be your long deprived inheritance giving you every right to
 change and rename these at your discretion.

 We are sorry that our parents taught us the value of small but
 strong families, to not breed like rabbits and end up as underfed,
 diseased, illiterate shack dwellers living in poverty.

 We are sorry that when the evil apartheid government provided
 you with schools, you decided they'd look better without windows
 or in piles of ashes.

 We happily gave up those bad days of getting spanked in our all
 white Schools for doing something wrong, and much prefer these
 days of freedom where problems can be resolved with knives and guns.

 We are sorry that it is hard to shake off the bitterness of the
 past when you keep on raping, torturing and killing our friends and
 family members, and then hide behind the fence of 'human rights'
 with smiles on your faces.

 We are sorry that we do not trust the government... We have no
 reason to be so suspicious because none of these poor "hard working
 intellectuals" have ever been involved in any form of "corruption or

 We are sorry that we do not trust the police force and, even
 though they have openly admitted that they have lost the war against crime
 and criminals, we should not be negative and just ignore their
 corruption and carry on hoping for the best.

 We are sorry that it is more important to you to have players of
 colour in our national teams than winning games and promoting

 We know that sponsorship doesn't depend on a team's success.

 We are sorry that our border posts have been flung open and now
 left you competing for jobs against illegal immigrants from our
 beautiful neighbouring countries.

 All of them countries that have grown into economic powerhouses
 after kicking out the 'settlers'.

 We are sorry that we don't believe in witchcraft, beet root and
 garlic cures, urinating on street corners, virginity testing, slaughtering
 of bulls in our back yards, trading women for cattle and other
 barbaric practices.

 Maybe we just grew up differently.

 We are sorry that your medical care, water supplies, roads,
 railways and electricity supplies are going down the toilet because
 skilled people who could have planned for and resolved these issues
 had to be thrown away because they were of the wrong ethnic
 background and now have to work in foreign countries where their
 skills are highly appreciated.

 We are so sorry that we'd like this country to fulfil its potential so
 we can once again be proud South Africans.

 The Previously

 PS In the old regime... we had lights and water 
Last but not least we have this one
The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living"

This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare system that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

Nov 18, 2011

Put me in charge . . .. 

Put me in charge of WINZ food grants. I'd get rid of  cash for potato chips or chocolate, just money for 50kg bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job. 

Put me in charge of Healthcare. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job. 

Put me in charge of government housing.Ever live in a military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place. 

Put me in charge of compulsory job search. In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good..”

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem. If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.....You will vote for a ‘welfare’ Govt. only. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...
And lest we forget these gems that we all receive too many times on a daily basis.
PHONE --+27785380932

My Dearest in Christ,

My Name Is MARIA BONGI NTULI Currently The Deputy Minister Of Social Development Of South Africa. I Have Served In Many Capacities Towards Nation Building.

You can view my profile at .click on government contact information’s, click on deputy ministry's and locate Social development and read about me. I am Married to late Mr. Zuma Ntuli and the marriage lasted for 25years with only a child .My husband died of an illness that lasted for only 6weeks.I Know my mail may come to you as a surprise, reason for we have not seen or meet before am soliciting for your help, as I am divinely directed .Before my husband’s death, we were pure born again Christians. When my husband was alive, we deposited the sum of 30.5million used in a financial institution here in my country, and the fund emanated as a result of an over invoiced contract he did with my former ministry. Though I assisted him in securing the contract, but I never knew he overinflated the contract. The government we are in under Comrade Jacob Zuma came up with a policy to review contracts awarded years ago, and he is poised to confiscating funds with irregular tender, hence my contacting you.

Recently, my doctor told me that I will not last up to 6months, because of my diagnosis of cancer .my most pressing problem is the stroke, which I am managing before this new medical case. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or better still, a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centers and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son cannot carry out this work only because I and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. Our son is just 15years old now, and is growing up in Africa, he have low maturity hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I will like you to understand that my contact to you is a divine direction from God; As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank .I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund..

 My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Please I will like you to contact me immediately you receive this mail so that I will instruct the inane/bank to! Transfer this fund into your account. Correspondence must be by  email to any of my private e-mail   addresses. DONT CALL MY OFFICE LINE Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.


Ok well that’s it for this week, The Cheetahs got a hiding from the Bulls so Saturday was not a great day.
Have a great week

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