Insane in the
Membrane..........................WTF does that mean I hear you say while
scratching your head or other parts of the anatomy, haven’t got a Frikken clue
but it sounds good so i decided to use it for the heading of this Blog.
Could be that I was thinking
about the Fucktards at Zamdela township in the Free state (near Sasolburg)that
are burning and looting to show the ANC that they don’t want to be incorporated
into another municipality, want proper toilets and want jobs............. “WE
DEMAND”.................”F&^k u all”, You can’t Demand anything you need to
work hard , study for a job, and if you had a education or even half a Frikken
Brain than you would realize that destroying shit left right and center and
acting like a troop of baboons is not contributing to the future of this
country. “Shoot the F%*kers don’t pussyfoot around. Starting to get sick of
this shit, it harms SA and my well being. This is what one of the F^%kwits had to say
about the chaos.
“This is war...you must tell the country this is war which
will not end today or tomorrow...it will not end until we get what we ask for
.......our human rights and dignity” WTF is dignified about looting and
rampaging and killing people....photos of people calmly walking out of shops
with trolley’s packed with looted items, with smiles on your faces and casually walking home with not a care in the world, shows that your nothing but CRIMINALS
there was no banners saying we are unhappy with the government, no chanting anti
government slogans, no dancing or singing that usually accompanies a protest
march just rows of what looked like Saturday morning shoppers, “you’re common
thieves”. You have to remember that you cannot withdraw anything from the bank
if you have not deposited anything in it, nothing is for free, get off your
arse's and do something other than breakdown and destroy.
Reading a book by Bill Bryson
called Australia, very good, like his writing style and as always he gives new
insight into subject matter that you had not even considered, with Saturday being Australia
Day here is a quick piece of information regards the country. Australia is the world’s 6th largest country and its largest island, it is
the only island that is also a continent and the only continent that is a
country. it was the first continent conquered from the sea, and the last. it is
the only nation that began as a prison.................... “You want
more, Oh Ok here is some more info about the wildlife”. Australia has more things that can kill you then anywhere
else. of the world’s top 10 most poisonous snakes , all are Australian. 5 of
its creatures - the funnel-web spider, box jellyfish, blue ringed octopus,
paralysis tick and stone-fish - are the most lethal of their types in the world.
so if you’re not stung or pronged to death you may be fatally chomped by sharks
or crocodiles.
The Protea's also did not cover themselves in
Glory on Tuesday managing to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory, needing to
score 281 they started well losing only one wicket with 180 runs on the board and then managed
to be all out still needing 27 runs with a
over left. 5 run outs (WE now share another world record for run outs,
although Morkel could have made it 6) So the Black caps take the 1 day series .
On Friday we played the last 1 day International in Potchefstroom and needing 3
runs off the last ball, after again being in a comfortable position and letting
it slip, the crowd as well as myself and many more Sefrricans sat with hands on
heads just hoping that we could run at least 2 runs to draw the match when Ryan
McClaren decided that he was going to go “BIG” and pulled off a ballsy shot
that ended up clearing the ropes for 6. So the series was lost 2 -1, but its
not all doom and gloom the majority of the players in this series are youngsters
and getting blooded for future games.
After a tame 0/0 draw against the
Cape Verde island team on Saturday
Bafana Bafana followed this up with a2/0 win against Angola and now the
whole country, who before the 2/0 victory where saying how KAK they are, now
think we are going to win the AFCON cup, “yes we are very fickle supporters”.
Anyway it was a good victory and tonight (Sunday 27/1/2013) we play Morocco who were held to a 1/1/ draw by the Cape Verde
islands. If we win or draw tonight we are through to the last 8 and then its 1
game at a time. 
We (Tania, Gabby Steve and I) went to race day at Scribante
on Yesterday (Saturday 26/1/2013), we were joined by Rudi, Jacki and Rob and
while the racing was not F1 or SBK style racing, we had fun. It was hot and we
all got a tad sunburnt. What is nice about the track is that you can park your
car right next to the track, unload the book, set up a braai and “kuier” (that’s
relax and chat for my 1 European reader). I decided to take the gas braai and
skottel and getting towards lunchtime Tania asked me ‘Where is the pole”? I
thought she was asking about the umbrella stand and duly pointed to where it
was lying..........”No the pole for the braai” she said, “Ummmmmm I mumbled” as
I realized that i had not packed it, but straight on the defensive I asked, “didn’t
you check”.................... didn't work, anyway to cut a long story short
people next to us kindly lent us their Cobb Braai and we managed to cook some
meat. Afterwards we all went to Barney’s at the beachfront for a couple of
beers before heading our merry way home.
15000 Crocodiles (yes that’s
plenty of belts, bags and shoes) managed to escape from a crocodile farm in the
Limpopo after heavy rains and flooding affected the area this week, so far about
7500 have been recaptured, 1 on a football field about 100kms from we’re it
escaped. I for one think having lots of Crocs in the Limpopo river will ensure
we don’t have people from Zimbabwe swimming across into SA. A spokesmen said
that “The Limpopo used to have a few Crocodiles, now it has LOTS” \
Mark “Meatbomb” Horton got
married yesterday. I presume in Clarens, “why presume”? Well I didn’t crack an
invite, seems the Village Idiot was “Persona Non Grata” That’s Latin for, “We
didn’t want him there”. A couple of locals had asked me if I was coming up for
the wedding, knowing how close and I Mark had been and were very surprised that
I hadn’t even been invited. Oh well I am sure there was a reason.........................Tania,
Gabby and I wish Mark and his new Bride Shelly a long and happy life together.
Quote from the Czech Republic Daily National Newspaper Editorial. "Danger to South Africa".
“The danger to South Africa is not just Jacob
Zuma but a citizenry that is capable of entrusting a man like Zuma with the
Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of a Zuma
Presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgement to a
depraved electorate willing to have such a man as its President. The problem is much deeper and far more
serious than Mr Zuma, who is a mere symptom of what ails South Africa.
Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of
fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Jacob Zuma, who is
after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools
such as those who made him their President.” If the Czechs can see this why can’t we?
This part has been adapted from a blog by
Chucky, “My South Africa” and I enjoy it so give him a go. Seems
the ANC have their undies in a twist over a FNB advert ‘you can help” screening
at the moment, it’s the one of a 17 year old black girl giving a speech where
she talks about how basically as SA children they have been let down (has
subsequently been taken off TV). FNB have a knack of pissing of the government
of the day, in 1987 the NP also had a fanny flap over a FNB logo. FNB had
changed their logo to protect their parent company Barclays bank of the UK
being associated with the racist South African government (there words not
mine). To be fair FNB were also very outspoken against the NP policies and the
need for change.
If I remember correctly someone in the NP (was
probably as high as the proverbial kite or had just consumed 1kg of Tik)
managed to see either a Rabbit or an AK47 in the logo and that the rabbit or
the AK47 represented the still Banned ANC. Perhaps it was the same rabbit that
was accused of starting the Marikana massacre??
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Now some 26 years later the ANC
have taken offence (well t least like Mrs Balls chutney, FNB are consistent)
at the advert that I described earlier, believing that its aimed at them and
their lack of commitment to SA , its people, especially the children. Well
“if the shoe fits”…………………………. Anyway the FNB have caved in to ANC pressure
and apologized for the adverts at Luthuli house nogal. Yeah seems that FNB
want the business…….”Cowards”
The department of Educashuun has
come up with a new Matric exam for 2013 that they hope will assist those
students that have not actually bothered to study or would rather do anything
else other than study.
QUESTION 1:Philemon has an AK47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30
rounds. If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many
drive-by taxi shootings can he attempt before having to reload?
QUESTION 2:Phineas has a 12-seater minibus. To avoid discomfort he
never carries more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85 kg, and
piles another 35 kg of luggage on the roof, he drives at 140 km/h and that
his brakes are 25% efficient, what would his stopping distance be?
a) 300 m
b) 600 m
c) 10 m, as there
is another passenger to pick up.
QUESTION3:Jacob
is employed as a gardener for 1 day a week in 3 Households. Assuming that he
can make a lawnmower last for 3 months, how many lawnmowers will the
households have to purchase over a period of 2 years?
QUESTION
4: In standard 6, Jackson has made 4 girls in his class pregnant and
another 6 from other classes. How many girls will he have made pregnant
before he leaves school if he
Matriculates
on his 28th birthday?
QUESTION 5:Samuel and his friends, altogether 6 of them, can each
drink 35 bottles per day of Black Label before falling over. How many
SAB trucks do they need to hijack per year to remain permanently
pissed?
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