No sense of humour

One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what He thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel Shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is Negative and make sure his nuts are wet.

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF

1. If you refine heroin for a living,   But you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, But you can't afford shoes.

3. If you have more wives than teeth.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, But consider bacon unclean.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide.

6. If you can't think of anyone You haven't declared Jihad against.

7. If you consider television dangerous, But routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. If you have nothing against women And think every man should own at least four.

10. If you find this offensive or racist And aren’t laughing

The weather  on Saturday in PE was awesome and Gabby and her friends wanted to go to Sards so Tania and I decided to go as well, the kids disappeared to a rock pool that gabby had discovered on her rides from Sardinia to Schoonies and Tania and I chilled on the beach. When we got there the beach was empty but didn’t take too long for it to fill up. Saw this huge jellyfish being carried by a gent from Mozambique (luckily he was not holding the sting part).  

Sunday was the 7’s  at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium and it was a jol, great weather, good company and great atmosphere, lots of crazy people and yeah the rugby was pretty good as well. SA lost NZ in the semi-finals and if that was not bad enough the joy and celebrations of the local All Black supporters really pissed me off.  

  

Just gotta love this , the headline says it all J 

3 more days of work then on leave till 7 January and then i fly to joburg for a training conference, this year had been very busy and i think 2013 is going to get busier, got some goals for 2013 /2014 as need to up skill myself more and also need a new challenge. So i am looking at getting involved with auditing and construction as this will be a good combination.   

Gabby has had a great Summer of 2012 so far and think it’s going to be a Summer she will never forget. Bike riding, horse riding, movies, friends and x boxing etc etc.

  

Ok well time to go

Enjoy the week

Ciao

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